sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

suprise-noob:

fk-u-right-back

suprise-noob

johnblacksads:

@this whole website: please allow yourselves to say fuck instead of “frick frack” and “frickle frackle”. please I’m begging you

sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants

trombono:

chen000:

chen000:

how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
a sheep

someone draw a sheep using these instructions

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this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!

tylenold:

it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine


You gotta feel for huskies living in tropic zones.

shinebrightlikeafrankiebb16:

Does it bother anyone else that there are parts of your life you don’t remember? You have done and said things that you don’t even know about anymore. That means you don’t even have the right perception of yourself because you don’t even fully know who you are. However, something that you’ve forgotten about could be a prominent memory in somebody else’s mind. It trips me out.

ghostingirl:

DO U EVER JUST WANNA SCREAM CAUSE SOMEONE IS SOOO FRICKIN CUTE AND U LIKE EM SO MUCH AND U WANNA SMOOCH EM FOREVER GOSH

suprise-noob

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

thisbridgecalledmyback:

me: *is rude*
person: *is rude back*
me: don’t be fucking rude

sandandglass:

"Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."

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A thing happened on campus

hi-nu-roly:

shady-brain-farm:

So my name is Joey White and I’m a very pasty pale British white guy at uni overseas. So I was introducing myself and this guy from Nigeria goes “Hi, I’m Joseph” so I said, “I’m a Joseph too! Joseph White.” Then he looked me in the eye and said in a dead serious tone “I’m Joseph Brown” and we nearly died.

oh dear god