free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

(Source: free-booty, via baracknobama)

herspanic:

I would betray all of you in the Hunger Games 

(via baracknobama)

andrewquo:

I tweeted about going outside and my buddy wanted proof seeimage

but little did he know imageI DIDN’T EVEN GO OUTSIDE

(via baracknobama)

foodtrucker:

I was born at an incredibly young age

(Source: foodtrucker, via gnarly)

guy:

my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

(Source: guy, via ugly)

hotwhiteguy:

hotwhiteguy:

i lost my number, can you give me yours

no no no not your phone number your credit card number

(via gnarly)

jonesdavid813:

cyanblur:

cyanblur:

what do you call this color gradient?

image

black to the fuchsia

oh my god

(via zackisontumblr)

grandpaknees:

i love when my followers ask me questions like what my favorite color is or how heavy my period is or how many people ive killed in the past two years <3

(via gnarly)

bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

(Source: bullied, via oknope)