imagine if people screamed instead of snored
*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight
how did you go from cute to annoying so fast
Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed
*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*
Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.
(Source: flip5600, via oknope)
What did the cat say to the dog?
cats don’t talk
(Source: collxxn, via perks-of-being-chinese)
ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend