trust:

finally a career for me

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burgrs:

if you cant handle me at my worst then leave because i dont have a best im always awful

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cumleak:

"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"

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cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

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itssexualhour:

one time me and my friend were going through my dads drawers and we found some condoms and lubricant, so we decided it was a good idea to fill up the condoms with the lubricant and put them in the microwave and when it beeped we poked the condoms with a pin and burning hot lubricant sprayed on us and it felt like satan had ejaculated on our faces

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abhortion:

I think I missed out on the “neat and cute handwriting” gene that every girl seems to have and this is unfair

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andrewgiggles:

cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers 

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braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

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shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

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gudda:

its so strange how the same face can make you feel so right and bring you so much pain

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