• mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
  • me: that information is confidential

opposite-directions:

life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch

(via pizza)

tacoarmy:

"hey can i get a bit of your donu-"image

(via guccier)

prettyemoji:

even olaf has more of an eyebrow game than me and he’s a snowmanimage

(Source: invades, via teenscoolest)

blumbitch:

When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like

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(via nippiest)

twofingerswhiskey:

reichenbachtrip:

chaiteaprincess:

sofakeitsfox:

Remember when every girl wanted this phone

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yoo if you had this phone in 2005 you were the coolest bitch on the block

I didn’t know this was a thing. my dad had this phone.

then your dad was the coolest bitch on the block no exceptions

(via baracknobama)

lesboflow:

Comment on the size of a man’s penis and it’s a low blow and a stab at his masculinity. Comment on the size of a woman’s anything and it’s a social norm. 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

confirmance:

I wonder if famous people get bored of their songs like you get bored of your selfies 

(Source: confirmance, via baracknobama)

lusterine:

I just fucking want to be hot and walk naked around my house and look at the mirror and say godamn u look good today instead of crying

(via baracknobama)

pandamist:

pandamist:

"I’m breathing in, the chemicals"

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wHY IS THIS STILL GOING AROUND

(Source: hiccup-the-majestic, via guccier)