do you have any idea what time it is young lady

canadianslut:

tumblr is the saddest on the weekends because we see who has a life and who doesn’t

kosherqueer:

i’m actually a very chill person IRL like sometimes i only cry maybe once, twice a day

fivem0nths:

I’d like to do cute shit with you. But also fuck the living fuck out of you.

klefable:


shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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dad-chan:

coming out of the closet? no. i’m coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine gotta gotta be down because i want it all

goliosi:

"we’d like to get your blessing"
asian:

oh my god

officialunitedstates:

what’s with these people telling me I’m “full of myself”?? of course I’m full of myself what else is my body supposed to be full of

ultrafacts:

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religiousmom:

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

ima1ing:


spankkitten:

malformalady:

Octopus eggs Photo credit: Simon Chandra

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

This sounds like what my mother said i did to her