policedog:

imagine if people screamed instead of snored

(via ugly)

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

(via teenscoolest)

katara:

how did you go from cute to annoying so fast

(via fake-mermaid)

umplify:

Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed

(via pizza)

hi:

*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*

(via guccier)

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.

(Source: flip5600, via oknope)

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

image

(Source: collxxn, via perks-of-being-chinese)

spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

(via dulect)